So I read this article about the ways you sleep with your partner and what it says about your relationship.

I personally, tend to go through all of those positions in one night, and was beginning to wonder what exactly that says about me (because my mood towards my spouse doesn’t really change when I’m asleep), and then I realized one detail they left out.

The real reason there is loads of space on any given area of the bed is because your cat is taking it up.

To illustrate, I chose a few sleep positions to diagram why exactly the sleep positions are the way they are and bring awareness to the fact that cats, sometimes, are real dicks to sleep with.